new 3ds with new buttons and features
new games that aren’t compatible with the old 3ds
this kid is cooler than all of us
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
Seriously though, if you don’t think asexual representation is important, you need to get educated, because it is really hard to live in a sex-centric culture and not be interested in sex.
I have seen so many posts about finding out about asexuality after joining tumblr and you know what word almost all over them have in common? Broken.
And that’s fucked up.
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
- half eaten sandwich
- useless fungal infection
- literal turd burger
- Netflix® buffer
- 2003 fergie
- 5th president James Monroe
- half chewed pencil
- The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
- absolute white crayon
- quiet meme thief
- TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
- diarrhea apocalypse
So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
AHHH THE FLOOF
OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK
People also call them puppies
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM I’M GOING TO CRY
I was talking about diversity in the media with my family and my brother interrupted and was like, “just so you know I’m okay if there is no diversity in horror movies because that helps me sleep at night if I just tell myself that it only happens to white people”
- Jonathan: Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Jonathan: Oh that's a knife
- me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
- friend: nah, i'm fine
- me: *eating cookies*
- friend: give me one
- me: are you fuckin kidding with me